It seems odd that when you see a jogger out on the street you always assume they jog every day. I see a guy in full kit with his fluorescent trainers and just think that he’s a pro…
This obviously is not true, when i jog outside once in a blue moon, struggling for breath as I stumble across the streets of London, I think people see me as a pretender. In truth I probably get lumped in with the pros. I feel that this is unfair on them.
Because of this theory, i have taken to standing on street corners and breathing heavily while wearing full jogging attire. This way members of the public think I must be a marathon runner, or similar, pushing myself really hard. See below.
They probably just think i’m asthmatic…
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Seems like people do dress up to look like pros, so much so that some people probably only run as an excuse to wear their jogging outfit.
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It’s all about the colourful Nike trainers!
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unfortunately I am unable to jog or do any other form of exercise, as I’m allergic to it. every time I do strenuous physical activity I start turning red, I begin sweating, I get dehydrated and my breathing becomes labored…it is a very scary allergic reaction 🙂
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Sounds awful! Better to stay indoors. 😉
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That’s hilarious! 😀 I did my first jog of the year today (OK, let’s be honest, the first jog in 6 months), and I felt like I wasn’t really allowed to wear proper runner’s clothes because I ran too slowly.. X)
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Your averaging a jog a week this year, nice work!
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This was funny. I like your drawings very much. Keep up the great posts and artwork.
Isadora
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Ha Ha, so great – it’s all about the impression.
Keep on
love brett fish
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Look, I’m laughing!
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I look away when I see people jogging. It makes me feel ill.
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Proving there is more than one way to look at things. And I thought that I was the only one to run once in a Blue Moon.
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Tubularsock read a book on jogging once. After 31/2 pages Tubularsock was just too tired to continue.
So Tubularsock shifted to sky-diving. Much easier, gravity handles it.
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Thanks for hitting my blog. I have been a bit too serious of late and decided to lighten up. So I looked you up – as one does – and I thought, this guy it looking at art with a sense of humour. Then I looked at some people’s comments and I thought that they were not. So if you are, great, and if you’re not that’s sad.
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I’ll never understand why joggers run along busy roads sucking in all that exhaust. My only guess is that they are more exhibitionist than health nut.
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