He lay with his greasy face against the cold laminate flooring after being dropped for the third time that morning.
He begged that he was not cracked, he had fallen at an odd angle.
Vertigo set in as a hand clamped around him and hastily lifted him from the floor. The fingerprints were wiped from his face by a shirt sleeve and he heard a sigh of relief, his screen was still intact.
Fingers smooshed his face once more as his user typed out a text.
He had been worried as of late, he had heard the rumours.
It was always discussed at this time of year, like clockwork, it panicked him immensely.
He hoped they were just rumours.
A new generation was coming.
He was being replaced.
His circuits buzzed as he daydreamed his demise in to the obsolete.
He thought he was special, irreplaceable, unique.
But the new phone was 0.6 inches bigger.
A technological revolution.
He placed himself on silent and hid behind the sofa cushions.
That’ll show ’em.
Oh I love that! Clever phone to hideaway and put himself on silent. Mine does that, and not even when I am thinking of upgrading! π
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Poor little bugger! And I’ll bet he’s still got a lot of living still to do.
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We are a fickle, fickle lot!
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I’m feeling really guilty now. I have been talking openly about how bad my Windows phone has been behaving of late. I had no idea it might be because Herman was ease-dropping.
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Brilliant! Please give poor little phone directions to my house where nothing is ever, ever replaced (if it still works, and even thenβ¦.)
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I’m not used to read such posts but it’s so plain. What a soothing post not to think too much. Love it! Keep up the great work.
Giulia x
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Oh…this is the reality! Ha…ha…ha…..Excellent!
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Brilliant!!
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Hey very to this myself so I cant comment really on how good your blog is, however I have to say I enjoyed this titillating little tale. It went very well with the soothing sun that is reflecting off my Chromebook screen currently… I have an old samsung from around 2005 and its good to know that its not just my phone that has the tendency to always find its way into the deepest regions of my living room furniture.
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This is a great little story, I do wonder if it should be “The fingerprints were wiped ‘from’ his face by a shirt sleeve” but apart from that I’d say there isn’t much to improve on in this piece of flash fiction. It’s great.
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Made me smile after a tough day. Thanks. Nice piece. You’re doing OK!
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Clever π My phone does this far to often!
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Oh I love this so so much! Just made me go and hug my phone π
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Oh, I love it! I am the kind of person who totally feels guilty replacing an old phone just because the next generation is out… but I still do π Found you swimming in the community pool over at the Daily Post.
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Ditto!! If my phone wasn’t broke I would not have fixed it by buying a new one!!! Love this post…very funny n kinda true if mobiles had AI!!!
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