It would be rubbish to be a bucket.
Getting kicked around by kids. Endless screaming. Being swept out to sea when no one is looking.
We all know how itchy it is to have sand in odd places, imagine having it all over, all the time and then being left in the garage for 10 months of the year, covered in sand.
What a life.
Watercolour on my A-level certificates by Art Artz